Shadow Clone
My little cousin, Janine, always comes over and it annoys the heck outta me! No one bothers to tell me and then WHAM just when I think I can have the weekend she comes and takes it. Why do I call her a "shadow clone"? Hmm let's see....
- She wears my hand-me-downs,
- Copies me constantly, (i.e. If I get a certain cereal, the next time I go over to her house it'll be there)
- She follows me,
- Uses my face wash,
- I suspect she uses my shower scrubber,
- She goes through my stuff,
- Uses my hair lotion, deodorant, scrunchies, hairbrushes and etc.
Every long weekend! She snatches my bed and eats up all our snacks! It's not just me she annoys either. My little brother, Tyler, says Janine starts fights. Janine is also a pathological liar and when it comes to helping people or cleaning, you can forget about Janine. I know I'm not perfect either but it sure doesn't help if Janine points it out. She says things like "You're weird!". And when we warn her about what her doctor said (she was to be put on a diet) , she goes against it and eats anyway. I know, I know I'm not perfect either.

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